Cara Federline

Missing

Joined on: March 15, 2005 13:36

Location: citta natale

Post count: 111
Comment count: 410

Bio: "i had an affair with Hurricane Schwartz and John Bolaris...at the same time." "Whore of the Universe. Likes Horses in a Bad Way. Eats paper. Showers Once Every Second Tuesday of Each Month. Smells Bad. Defecates in Public. Unsuccessful."

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I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style.

-Royal Tenenbaum