File under “completely unexpected,” I am now, for the first time since I was 8, excited about a Jean-Claude van Damme movie. Watch the trailer and I’m pretty sure you will be, too.

According to Wikipedia, this movie released to limited audiences at the end of Summer ‘07, but I saw no Internet trailer until now. Did anyone catch this flick? Now, I find a different story at the movie’s homepage.

I’m not a gigantic fan of the “gore-ror” genre, but this looks over-the-top entertaining. The trailer has some punny lines and a scene when a zombie cracks open a skull and scrambled eggs come out.

I was laughing/dry-heaving throughout. Ask Sammy about the last time that happened. It involved Dead Alive and General Tso’s Chicken.