The Scrabbled: Making Fun of Each Other since '99

Sam scored a slow cooker a.k.a. crock pot over the holiday weekend.

I followed up by purchasing a giant pork shoulder butt yesterday.

You, The Scrabbled, must now continue this by giving me recipes, instructions, pointers, tidbits on making some slow-roasted pulled pork.

Just a few more years and then nothing. Try not to fuck it up, Sam.

Had this sitting in an IM window when I got back from lunch:

12:25:30 PM Sammy B: We had to draw pictures of a bisected onion today.
12:25:44 PM Sammy B: When I was finished drawing mine, I realized the center of it looked kinda like a vagina.
12:25:52 PM Sammy B: I disposed of the worksheet immediately.

You are awesome. I like how you keep finding out new things. I totally dig your method. Keep up the good work.

-John

So I went home this weekend for a dental appointment, and after grabbing some delicious Central Jersey pizza I went with my dad to an extrication class.

See, dad’s on the volunteer First Aid Squad in town, and I just happened to be traveling with my camera when they started chopping cars.

Thus, I humbly submit my father, with a sledgehammer.

turns 26 today

You’re secretly an ethnocentric bastard. Admit it. Come on. It’s almost cathartic. Come on. Just a little. Even if you’re super liberal (Hutch), it’s ok to enjoy life.

Hell, I voted for Nader/LaDuke, and I can admit it: ethnocentric/racist jokes are funny, because stereotypes are predicated in some minor glimmer of truth.

There’s a site you may enjoy, if you like candy…

This is beyond cool, and I’d never seen it before. QSFW, where the Q = Questionably.

No nudity, at least.

In a case of the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, I just found a link titled A Gentle Introduction To Learning Calculus. You see, a few days ago, Sammy and I were talking about Math and how Sammy wished he knew some more advanced math. I said something to the effect of “oh, you should head on reddit and check out the math subreddit. They post stuff like that all the time.” Sammy suggested that maybe I should post these things here because people might be interested. I didn’t believe him, but I guess we’ll see. Cause I’m posting it here.

why are your emails coming back to me undeliverable? i’ve been trying to thank you for a package i received in the mail a few days ago.

I saw this video that finally validates her existence.

Those lolcat people have come up with a new way to make me laugh really hard.

Fail Dogs.

So I finally got a good paying job and no longer have to eat bubba-burgers. with this new paying job my taste in food has changed, no longer will I be eating white bread, its rye or nothing. And dont’ even try to give me a coors light (ght)

I DEFY YOU to own that sidebar.

This one?

If you scroll down to read what I said (or if you’re too lazy, click on the read more) you’ll see what I’ll be doing on The Scrabbled tomorrow.

According to Wikipedia, this movie released to limited audiences at the end of Summer ‘07, but I saw no Internet trailer until now. Did anyone catch this flick? Now, I find a different story at "the movie’s homepage":http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/.

I’m not a gigantic fan of the “gore-ror” genre, but this looks over-the-top entertaining. The trailer has some punny lines and a scene when a zombie cracks open a skull and scrambled eggs come out.

I was laughing/dry-heaving throughout. Ask Sammy about the last time that happened. It involved Dead Alive and General Tso’s Chicken.

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Okay let me establish two things:

First, we’re all really bashing Bannedthony today and there’s nothing wrong with that. He’s last 2 posts weren’t the best we’ve seen, and he must be pretty bored.

Secondly, I like that Sam has a teaching job which keeps him from theScrabbled (and from being lewd and humorously insulting). We build a plot all day and he shows up online just near the end of my work shift to exude the climax.

And so…

so sammy lied to me twice in the past 2 days,

1. 13 Feb 16:15 Sammy Shamrock was all:

Absolutely and unequivocally “Yes.�
that was about playing ball

he ditched me to watch a movie when it was 60 outside. he also told me he’d call me after the movie…… still waiting for his call, knit one lie 2!!

Hi. I did something… well, Hutch helped quite a bit. So did Paris. But I thought of it… so… it’s mine. Sort of.

Anyway, I have this website that doesn’t do a goddamn thing, but it now has a little pet project in it that you could help with, if you want.