ROD HAS PROCREATED.
William Rodrigo Miller was born at 10:57am. He was 8 lbs and 21.5" long. Is that a long baby? That seems long for a baby. I think Ima call him Longbaby.
Congrats, Rod!
On finishing school! Apparently today was his last exam and he’s graduation Friday. You have done what I could not.
Because you’re stupid.
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This original post was copycatted here.
I could have also went with: You oughta change your display name to “Rod is not-so fresh”.
This reminds me of that time that McSweeneys.net plagiarized. Which in turn, reminds me to keep coming up with ways to put McSweeneys.net and “plagiarism” in the same sentence.