Vampire Baseball
In honor of this spooky month, I think everyone should get together and play Vampire Baseball.
It’ll be a blast. We can dress in our old-timey jerseys, crank the Muse, and hit the ball about three miles.
There are two roadblocks though: We would have to play during a thunderstorm, and we’d all have to learn the Vampire Infield Fly Rule (it’s tricky!).