Homework for you!
Ok music snobs and know-it-alls. I am co-teaching an AP English class next week, and we will be discussing a poem about some dude trying to get laid. I forget what it’s called, but a flea bites this dude and this chick, and he uses that as an excuse that they should get in bed together. She rebuffs him, and he keeps trying, and it’s kind of funny.
What I need from you is…
A velociraptor is coming at you on a hoverboard. In a haiku, describe how you will survive.
The answers in haiku. You can do better, The Scrabbled.