Vampire Baseball
In honor of this spooky month, I think everyone should get together and play Vampire Baseball.
It’ll be a blast. We can dress in our old-timey jerseys, crank the Muse, and hit the ball about three miles.
There are two roadblocks though: We would have to play during a thunderstorm, and we’d all have to learn the Vampire Infield Fly Rule (it’s tricky!).
Surgery is annoying...
Not so much during surgery… because you sleep. Not so much right after surgery, because you are still completely numb. But the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th days after… completely sucks, with or without painkillers.