The Scrabbled: Making Fun of Each Other since '99

Over two months ago! While I managed to make it through much of the night maintaining a medium to strong whisky drunk without embarrassing myself (much — or that I know of), it seems I drunken passed out in bed in some sort of odd position that left me unable to move my neck much for a week. Slowly, it got better, but about a month ago, it plateaued. I used to be able to push my chin up to crack my neck — no longer! It can’t stretch that far. Peering over my shoulder to see oncoming traffic or catch a fly ball can be a surprisingly painful experience if I didn’t take any ibuprofen or stretch earlier that day. Even sitting on the couch in the same position for too long can cause it to stiffen up a bunch and I have to stretch to be able to turn my head again.

In short, I am old and Bill and Maggie owe me a new neck.

For getting enfuckinggaged!

He actually got engaged right before our wedding and I was so wrapped up with everything I totally forgot to post a congrats. SO CONGRATS!

i need to make a list of 20 expectations for marriage….i only have 5. help me the scrabbled to come uo with 15 more.