Political magic cards. That’s Magic: The Gathering, mind you, a nerdy card game a number of us played when we were 14 (or 27). Funny regardless of experience in nerdy card games.

If you have never listened to the 5th movement of Beethoven’s 9th symphony, you have been living an empty and unfulfilling life. Grab yourself a stiff drink and a blaringly loud stereo and play the whole thing without interruption or distraction.

Download the mp3 here.