Jim would like to thank Jim

Waiting for Guido

I posted this on another board.

I’m not sure I can explain it if you don’t get it.

It’s only a matter of time before McSweeny’s plagiarizes it.

So it’s that kind of humor.

The kind McSweeny’s would plagiarize.

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Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.

-Spoken at Teddy Roosevelt's Funeral