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    <content>&lt;p&gt;video for &amp;#8220;This Too Shall Pass&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>OK GO</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Jesse Schell gives a presentation on games invading our reality.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Points for Toothbrushing</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I like the use of ceiling cat.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Internet: The Picture</title>
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    <title>If you've never read Reddit.com or don't understand why it's the best website on the entire internet, here's Reddit's Best of 2009.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;A pivotal moment in the Star Wars series gets a laugh track&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Empire Laughs Back</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Our goal is to try and capture instants, film the music just like it happens, without preparation, without tricks. Spontaneity is the keyword.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Take Away Shows</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;What happens if you lose your internet connection?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Google's Chrome OS Revealed</title>
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    <content></content>
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    <title>Bellyface.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Ryan Gosling, the actor from Lars and the Real Doll and The Notebook, decided he was next in line to be a terrible actor/musician. He even recruited a children&amp;#8217;s choir to help him!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <extended>&lt;p&gt;And through the first two songs he succeeds, a spoken word intro and then some garbled mess open the record. Then &amp;#8220;In the Room Where you Sleep&amp;#8221; comes in and it&amp;#8217;s just so damn goofy that it&amp;#8217;s likable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/13543-dead-mans-bones/"&gt;pitchfork review&lt;/a&gt; is actually pretty spot on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tracks to check out:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;In The Room Where You Sleep&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Pa Pa Power&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Lose your Soul&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;At Pitchfork, you can sign up for the LaLa player (free) and listen to the entire album.&lt;/p&gt;</extended>
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    <title>Dead Man's Bones</title>
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    <content></content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-10-01T09:18:57-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Attack of the Show performs Twilight</title>
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    <url>http://g4tv.com/videos/41784/Kevin-Pereira--Olivia-Munns-Twilight-Spoof/</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I did not even know the webs was controlled in this country&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>and people complained about china</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-09-30T19:20:25-04:00</updated-on>
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    <content></content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-08-24T15:41:26-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Time's 50 Best Websites of 2009</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-08-24T15:41:26-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,1918031,00.html</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I just googled &amp;#8220;vintage college megaphone&amp;#8221; and this came up as a result. &lt;span class="caps"&gt;WTF&lt;/span&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Ummmm....what? sort of NSFW</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;My  new favorite thing!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Baman Piderman - Find da sandwich</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-08-04T17:00:23-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7-TQdN40Dk</url>
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    <content></content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-07-02T12:09:38-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Asteroids the Movie</title>
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    <url>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/02/universal-wins-bidding-war-for-asteroids-movie-rights/</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Click it! Click it repeatedly!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Greatest web page ad ever.</title>
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    <url>http://awardshome.com/cannes2009/pringles/can-hands.html</url>
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    <content></content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-06-12T16:06:05-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Watch Live Streams from Bonnaroo</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Stay classy, Philadelphia.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-06-01T12:29:32-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Philly gives the term "flash mob" a whole new meaning.</title>
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    <url>http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20090601_Youths_rampage_in_South_Phila_.html</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;It actually makes me a bit nostalgic. I didn&amp;#8217;t have this modem, but I had a 600 bauc microcontroller modem I browsed BBSs with. The way the text comes up so slow&amp;#8230; it makes me smile.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-05-27T21:07:55-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Surfing the web with a 1964 300 baud modem.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-05-27T21:07:55-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9dpXHnJXaE</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Stream just about any album ever online. Pretty awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-05-27T11:29:24-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Grooveshark has a shit ton of music.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Has anyone seen the &lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/district9/"&gt;trailer&lt;/a&gt; for this yet? It looks awesome!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-05-07T10:41:07-04:00</created-on>
    <extended>&lt;p&gt;Even if you&amp;#8217;ve seen that trailer, here is a different look at it.  This one has less pixelated face and more subtitles to make the story a bit clearer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mnuspreadslies.com/post.php?id=331"&gt;Click Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</extended>
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    <title>District 9</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-05-07T14:14:08-04:00</updated-on>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Further proof that &lt;em&gt;the scrabbled&lt;/em&gt; is, in fact, the greatest community on the intertubes.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-04-14T20:07:32-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>We didnt' start the flame war.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Cause I just &lt;a href="http://winelibrary.com/emails/april609announcement.html"&gt;bought wine on the internet&lt;/a&gt;. We talked before about legislation being drafted to drop the ban on shipping wine, but I haven&amp;#8217;t heard anything about it since.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In semi-related news, everyone hear about the earthquakes in Abruzzo, Italy? &lt;span class="caps"&gt;BBC&lt;/span&gt; World Service was interviewing people about it shit morning. All this chaos and weepiness and I&amp;#8217;m all &amp;#8220;boooooooring&amp;#8221; and getting ready to change it, and then they said it&amp;#8217;s in Abruzzo and I thought &amp;#8220;OH NO! &lt;span class="caps"&gt;ALL&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;THAT&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;MONTEPULCIANO&lt;/span&gt;!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am a monster.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Anyone know if they changed the NJ wine shipping law yet?</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I started using a free Twitter app called TweetDeck at home that has been ridiculously cool to use for a very unexpected reason: watching cultural zeitgeist in real time.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-04-04T12:54:27-04:00</created-on>
    <extended>&lt;p&gt;You see, tweetdeck has a pane you can use called TwitScoop. It creates a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag_cloud"&gt;tag cloud&lt;/a&gt; of the most common #tags being used on twitter &lt;em&gt;right now&lt;/em&gt;. Like, &lt;em&gt;now&lt;/em&gt;. Right this second. It looks kinda like this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3411446393_621caa910e_o.png"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So as you can see, apparently people are going nuts tagging all their tweets with #ldsconf. I had no idea what it was, so I clicked it and it took me here:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;http://www.twitscoop.com/twits/search?q=ldsconf&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Huh. So apparently there&amp;#8217;s some sort of Latter Day Saint conference going on and a whole bunch of people are tweeting about it. I&amp;#8217;m guessing from some of the other tags in the tag cloud that Elder Hales is currently giving a presentation. Right now. And I can read people&amp;#8217;s thoughts on what he&amp;#8217;s saying as he&amp;#8217;s saying it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And now the word &amp;#8220;arrow&amp;#8221; is huge cause apparently Miley Cyrus just asked how to reply to people and everyone is telling her to click the reply arrow. Eat that, &lt;span class="caps"&gt;LDS&lt;/span&gt;. You&amp;#8217;re less important that Miley&amp;#8217;s failure to understand simple technology.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Am I alone in thinking this is incredibly cool?&lt;/p&gt;</extended>
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    <title>Twitter and the magic of TweetDeck</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Sometime last week my friends gmail, itunes and facebook accounts were &amp;#8220;hacked&amp;#8221;.  After purchasing the entire series of &amp;#8220;Prison Break&amp;#8221; in iTunes, this person began contacting people, as my friend, claiming to have been mugged in London and needing $700 to pay for his hotel and cab fair to the airport.  The sad news is that someone actually sent $700, the good news is I figured out it was a scam and had a fun conversation with &amp;#8220;fake dan&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <extended>&lt;p&gt;12:56pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Hey&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;12:59pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
yo!&lt;br /&gt;
what&amp;#8217;s going on?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:00pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Not too good&lt;br /&gt;
Not too good&lt;br /&gt;
I&amp;#8217;m in some kind of deep mess right now and i really don&amp;#8217;t know how to tell you about these&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:03pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
Is everything ok?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:04pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
I&amp;#8217;m stranded in London.I was mugged at gun point last night&lt;br /&gt;
All cash on me and my bank card was stolen including my cell phone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:07pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
you yanking my chain?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:08pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
huh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:11pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
That&amp;#8217;s insane! What are you doing in London? call and shut down all your bank cards, credit cards, etc from a hotel&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:13pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
I have done all that&lt;br /&gt;
I just need some help&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:13pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
what do you need&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:14pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
I have a plane back home in 3hours time but need some cash for the hotel bills&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:15pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
So i was wondering if you can loan me some $$ for now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:15pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
how much are we talking about&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:17pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
$650 for the hotel and maybe you can add $50 for a cab to the airport&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:20pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;cite&gt;??&lt;/cite&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;
Are you there?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:20pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
well, i mean, it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:21pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Can you get me that much cash for now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:21pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
it&amp;#8217;s tough to justify giving $700 to someone who stole my wife&lt;br /&gt;
you ruined my life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:23pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Please man forget about that now and just help me out of this mess..I will def have the money refund back to you and maybe we have a drink and talk about this if you don&amp;#8217;t mind&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:24pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
Forget about it! &lt;span class="caps"&gt;FORGET&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;ABOUT&lt;/span&gt; IT! She&amp;#8217;s dead because of you!&lt;br /&gt;
a drink is not going to bring her back&lt;br /&gt;
you son of a bitch&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:26pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
I&amp;#8217;m so so sorry about this and if i had chance to turn back the hands of time i would man&lt;br /&gt;
it a small world that i have to need your help at last after all what happened between us&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="caps"&gt;PLEASE&lt;/span&gt; AM &lt;span class="caps"&gt;REALLY&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SORRY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:29pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
hmmm&amp;#8230;I&amp;#8217;ll never forget that time we found a treasure map in my parents attic and went searching for one eyed willie&amp;#8217;s treasure&lt;br /&gt;
or when you broke your arm and after it healed you could throw a nearly 100MPH fastball&lt;br /&gt;
those were some good times&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#8230;maybe we can let bygones be bygones&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:31pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah i know&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:31pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
I always loved when you told that story about us summer camp&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:32pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
But i really don&amp;#8217;t have much time left for flight..I will be very glad if you can let bygones be bygones&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:33pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Please when i get home tomorrow we will have a drink and talk more&lt;br /&gt;
but i just need some urgent help about the money for now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:33pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
who&amp;#8217;s going to pick you up from the air port? I would like to take you out for a beer. what&amp;#8217;s your flight number&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:35pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
I will call you at the airport when i have the money&lt;br /&gt;
Are you going to help me with the money now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:36pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
you remember that time we walked clear across the county to find that dead kids body? And we had that run in with the Cobra&amp;#8217;s?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:37pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
wft is all these&lt;br /&gt;
are you helping me or not?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:39pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#8230;I remember when you cherished these memories, you&amp;#8217;ve changed man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:40pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
I&amp;#8217;m really freak out for now and i need your urgent help we can talk about all that when i get home tomorrow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:41pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Just let me know if you can help me with the money&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:43pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#8230;sorry&amp;#8230;it&amp;#8217;s, just I missed your friendship so much&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:44pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Ok&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:44pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
i love you man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:44pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Can you help me with the money for now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:46pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
Then prove it by sending me the money&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:46pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
jeez&amp;#8230;i haven&amp;#8217;t said that since&amp;#8230;well&amp;#8230;that time we stormed that castle to save the man in black and avenge the death of my father&lt;br /&gt;
that six fingered bastard! he killed my father and gave me scars on each side of my face&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:47pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
fuck all these for now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:47pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#8230;you don&amp;#8217;t love me?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:47pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
if you don&amp;#8217;t want to help me then fine&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:48pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
i can&amp;#8217;t believe you won&amp;#8217;t even say it&lt;br /&gt;
you selfish prick&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:48pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
I love you too&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:49pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
really? You mean it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:50pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
before I send you the money I need you to do something for me, will you do something for me Dan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:52pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
You are making all this worse for me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:53pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
If you really loved me, you would do this one favor for me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:54pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
what?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:55pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
You&amp;#8217;ll do the favor?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:55pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
huh?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:55pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
what?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:56pmDan&lt;br /&gt;
you ask me about doing some thing for you before you send me the money &lt;br /&gt;
what that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:56pmMatthew&lt;br /&gt;
Well, if you really loved me you wouldn&amp;#8217;t have hacked into my friends accounts and tried to con money out of his friends&lt;br /&gt;
you douchebag&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You don&amp;#8217;t have permission to chat with this person.&lt;br /&gt;
i mean come on man&lt;/p&gt;</extended>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;By far the coolest thing anyone has ever done with YouTube. Ever.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;And I have seen every single one. Most are pretty great.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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