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Top 5+1 Horror Movies

I plan on utilizing my Netflix to watch nothing but horror movies from now until November. And I need suggestions. So what are your Top 5 Horror Movies (+1 great horror movie that you think everyone should see but not everyone has heard of).

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(Three Amigos + Bruce Campbell) \ B-Movie Horror = FUCKING AWESOME

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Bruce Campbell on Evil Dead 4!

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Horrifying Surrealist Comic Destroys my brain (very NSFW)

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The Woman who couldn't stop itching

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!!@$

One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm, she sat up and, she recalled, “this fluid came down my face, this greenish liquid.” She pressed a square of gauze to her head and went to see her doctor again. M. showed the doctor the fluid on the dressing. The doctor looked closely at the wound. She shined a light on it and in M.’s eyes. Then she walked out of the room and called an ambulance. Only in the Emergency Department at Massachusetts General Hospital, after the doctors started swarming, and one told her she needed surgery now, did M. learn what had happened. She had scratched through her skull during the night—and all the way into her brain.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Big Bill Ate Your Sandwich.  Twice.

I'm quite disappointed, indeed

Sitting here on a Saturday morning, enjoying a cup of coffee and waiting for Maria to get ready, I switch the channel to cartoon network, only to find that Transformers has gone from a fond and serious childhood memory, to a horribly annoying, anime inspired, bullshit, nonsensical, slapstick, disheartening dung-fest.

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Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead

By Paris Makes A Stand 9 months ago

According to Wikipedia, this movie released to limited audiences at the end of Summer ‘07, but I saw no Internet trailer until now. Did anyone catch this flick? Now, I find a different story at "the movie’s homepage":http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/.

I’m not a gigantic fan of the “gore-ror” genre, but this looks over-the-top entertaining. The trailer has some punny lines and a scene when a zombie cracks open a skull and scrambled eggs come out.

I was laughing/dry-heaving throughout. Ask Sammy about the last time that happened. It involved Dead Alive and General Tso’s Chicken.

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