Sammy exceeds character limits

You're all idiots, and need help.

Projection, projection, projection.

I can’t do things without an instruction manual, or at least a picture or internet video from which to copy. For those of you like me, I give you the following link:

50 Handy Tricks, one of many DIY things I’ve read in my utterly fruitless afternoon.

Countdown until Hutch hurts himself?

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Did you know your body’s biggest concentration of nerve endings is in your gut? Now I know some of you may say, ‘I looked that up and it’s not true’, well that’s because you looked it up in a book. You have to look it up in your gut.

-Steven Colbert