Awful. I know. But I have my reasons. The absolutely ridiculous volume of training they force me to complete year in and year out is definitely not among them, however. Until now.
Awful. I know. But I have my reasons. The absolutely ridiculous volume of training they force me to complete year in and year out is definitely not among them, however. Until now.
So Kevin Martin (not the one who used to post here. The other one.) is apparently set on auctioning off a large portion of the wireless spectrum to whomever can provide nationwide wireless broadband — free of charges and free or porn. Which, to me, is where it gets really interesting. I’m a freedom of speech nut and, in my mind, porn falls squarely under “speech.” But I also believe free internet access to all Americans is, perhaps, equally important.
So which is more important? Absolute, no-exceptions free speech that cuts off our figurative noses to spite our information-craved faces? Or free data nationwide that sets a dangerous precedent? And for any free-marketeers out there, are we at a point where we can consider internet access a utility like electric and water? Or does the U.S. Government have no business pushing free internet?
In case you forgot about these fuck-ups…
FEMA gave away about $85 million in household goods meant for Hurricane Katrina victims, a CNN investigation has found
| Where | Who |
|---|---|
| Adult Swim and John C. Reilly | Sammy |
| Wii Sports... | Paris |
| Yummy! | John |
| We're back! (sort of) | John |
| Whopper Sacrifice | Sammy |
| JUSTIN IS FUCKING 30. | John |
| 1 Gene Simmons Comin' Right Up | Sammy |
| Cheatsheet to improve your ... | Nobody! |
| Obama+Spider-Man = ObaMan | John |
| Will Hutch Get This, too? | L`Kevin |
| Fuck You, Penguin | Kevin |
| Dude-A-Day | Sammy |
| So uh... Paul McCartney's n... | Heidi |
| Weird Old Book: The Recentl... | John |
| I Love Beartato & Reginald | Reggie |
Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out for a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Now he wants to fight. So I grab him, throw him into the jukebox. Now, the other ninja’s got a knife. So we grapple, I turn his knife on him… blood on the dance floor.
She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms, I reach in for a kiss.
I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back.
She was in on it the whole time! But I knew.