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You all go eat your soy-that-tastes-like-something-other-than-soy-cause-who-would-actually-choose-to-eat-fucking-soy products and I’m going to go eat some beef and chicken and fucking fish and alligator and rhinocerous and fucking lemur. I’m gonna eat all of them. And when we’re old and 80 and dying, WE’LL SEE WHO’S FUCKING FAC!!

It’ll be like when you complete a stage in Smash TV and it counts up all the money and VCRs and toasters you got except mine will keep filling and filling and filling with every kind of edible (and inedible) thing on earth and you’ll just have a bunch of soy and wheat gluten. And you know what?! NO POINTS FOR SOY AND WHEAT GLUTEN!! Cause they’re fucking gross! It’s not even real food!

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