The Scrabbled: Making Fun of Each Other since '99

I didn’t know his name until today, but the saxophonist from the E-Street Band died the other day.

I managed to see Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band two summers ago. I recall seeing a zoomed-in shot of Clemons’ gold-painted fingernails working his shiny sax hard.

His sax work was insane and really made the breakdowns in those tracks on The Wild, The Innocent.

he’s gotta be pushing 50

Try not to sit there and think about how a delicate, fallible piece of cardiac muscle has been pumping away for over a quarter of a million hours without a single opportunity to rest up even a teeny little bit.

Oh, and happy birthday!

Cause he’s now 40. FOOOOOORTY.

Fuck.

That’s so old.

Like death. Old, rotten death.

…Or “lil” for short. I found her 3 months ago under a tree in the park. I took her in thinking she was one of my neighbors dogs, But she quickly became one of the gang and made herself at home in my lap. She died this morning after getting so tangle up in Irie’s leash that she strangled herself.

I had the dogs tied up under some trees like I normally do when going for a swim at the beach. I was swimming for quite a while when I all the sudden got a really bad feeling. People say when this feeling comes over you, you should follow it…think with your gut, not with your mind. So I started swimming to shore. Steve came running up screaming my name. “Lil is dead, she strangled herself” he said.

….My gut knows all

Ganked from a facebook link. Apparently, McDonald’s hamburgers do not decompose.

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett AND Michael Jackson all in one week. those are some hard hits for entertainment royalty.

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And, on this day, I don’t know how many years ago (because I am a bad son), she was born and immediately began her path to death.

Today she is one year closer.