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Fun with Google Adwords

I recently got a $100 gift card for Google Adwords to advertise my freelance business. Adwords works by charging a variable dollar amount per word or phrase, based on popularity. So if I want to buy the phrase “web development,” which is likely quite popular, I’m going to pay a lot of money for each click. If I buy “purple monkey blender,” however, it’s going to be quite cheap.

So I put it to you guys: what key words or phrases should I buy? I am completely open to the idea of buying nothing but joke words and phrases. I might do a few serious ones.

mandy blue

Disney Buys Marvel

can’t wait for more Spiderman 3s!

John is hungry

Meat cards.

For when I start my second career running a salumeria.

John is hungry

The Daily show does a business-themed episode

and absolutely destroys CNBC and business news at large.

mandy blue

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