Kevin V: officially too old to be hanging around with all us kids
Cause he’s now 40. FOOOOOORTY.
Fuck.
That’s so old.
Happy Birthday to the Oldest Man in the (Scrabbled) World
Kevin is at that rare age which he is the answer to the question to Life, the Universe & Everything.
i would wish him well and tell him not the break his hip, but it seems he nearly did today anyway.
Happy Birthday, Manc Kev!
Ryan is older than dinosaurs
So about six to ten thousand years, give or take. Soon he will be bald and wrinkly and smell bad
Mandy is rapidly running out of healthy cells
Slowly, her skin sags and wrinkles, her organs start working at sub-optimal levels, strange growths and mutations occur, and then, with little warning, an often painful and undignified death. May you get a few more cycles out of your cells before they start screwing up.
MY WIFE IS MERE MOMENTS FROM DEATH.
Menopause is around the corner, then her certain and inevitable demise wherein the spirit and soul that is Gosia leaves her earthly body. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. It’s happening. Soon.
Luke is speeding towards his withering demise
Just a few more years and the Sunday Suppers will be exclusively prune and metamucil.
My mother is decaying organic matter.
And, on this day, I don’t know how many years ago (because I am a bad son), she was born and immediately began her path to death.
Today she is one year closer.
Rachel Chandler is old.
How well I knew the light before!
I could not see it now.
‘T is dying, I am doing; but
I’m not afraid to know.
Christina is naught but decaying flesh
Wrapped in a crackled parchment skin and bound to plaster bones. She is fragile and just barely survived this year. Best of luck in surviving your next.
The Reports of Bill's Death are Merely Premature
One more year closer to dying
Body organs ripping, frying
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self-abhorance
R S V P Please
For the death of me
You have little time
You’re running out of life
(a day early cause I’m afraid I’ll forget tomorrow)
Apparently, Steve Is Disgustingly Old Too
Despite being a theScrabbled n00b, he is not new to life and certainly isn’t a novice when it comes to being cripplingly ancient.
We missed his post during his actual birthday and I feel terrible because he’s probably dead already.
Happy late Birthday, Steve!