turns 26 today
He has survived another year. How many episodes of ‘The Hills’ lie in his future? Not many.
It was yesterday, but I figured I’d make a post. Because she is more than 1/4 dead, even optimistically.
Try not to think about how your youth is receding faster than dad’s hairline. Or how we’ll all die soon and how you, being female and the youngest, are more likely to outlive everyone else in our family, living alone and, of course, poor.
For the 38th or 42nd or 82th year in a row (I’m not sure of the exact number) Kevin V has failed to die. Better luck next year, Kev.
| Where | Who |
|---|---|
| Give The Money Back So We Can... | Nobody! |
| Songs to shake the cold from... | Kevin |
| John Should Make His Confusing... | John |
| Chinese Democracy is now streaming... | Reggie |
| Worst Sign Ever | Nobody! |
| Domain Name Transfer | World |
| The End of My Social Life | Justin |
| Are you working on your top... | Paris |
| It's Fun To Watch Teenagers... | Paris |
| Why McDonald's Fries Taste So... | Heidi |
| Harry Roy & his Bat Club Boys... | Nobody! |
| Darryl from the Office (Craig... | Fagun |
| Chuck Klosterman (brilliantly... | maggie |
| Batman v. Superman | Stacey |
| GMail Themes are here... I got... | Reggie |
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something, but to be someone.
-Coco Chanel