The oldest man on earth just got a little older.
Happy birthday, Kev the Manc, if you’re still alive (and not a pile of dusty dust and bones).
What was it like beating up Jesus for his lunch money?
Hutch may not have woken up today...
Seriously, the older you get, the more waking up in the morning becomes a crapshoot. Did I wake up? Was it in a pool of my own urine and dung? Should I call for the nurse? Is jello on the menu tonight?
TIM IS OLD AND DYING.
Cool Tim. The one who posts here and isn’t into furries. He survived another year.
Reggie is not long for this world
He has survived another year. How many episodes of ‘The Hills’ lie in his future? Not many.
Happy Birthday Gosia!
It was yesterday, but I figured I’d make a post. Because she is more than 1/4 dead, even optimistically.
Happy birthday, britt!
Try not to think about how your youth is receding faster than dad’s hairline. Or how we’ll all die soon and how you, being female and the youngest, are more likely to outlive everyone else in our family, living alone and, of course, poor.
Kevin V is Still Alive
For the 38th or 42nd or 82th year in a row (I’m not sure of the exact number) Kevin V has failed to die. Better luck next year, Kev.