If you have never listened to the 5th movement of Beethoven’s 9th symphony, you have been living an empty and unfulfilling life. Grab yourself a stiff drink and a blaringly loud stereo and play the whole thing without interruption or distraction.
Activity
| Where | Who |
|---|---|
| Hutch in 20 years... | Nobody! |
| Give The Money Back So We Can... | mandy |
| Songs to shake the cold from... | Kevin |
| John Should Make His Confusing... | John |
| Chinese Democracy is now streaming... | Reggie |
| Worst Sign Ever | Nobody! |
| Domain Name Transfer | World |
| The End of My Social Life | Justin |
| Are you working on your top... | Paris |
| It's Fun To Watch Teenagers... | Paris |
| Why McDonald's Fries Taste So... | Heidi |
| Harry Roy & his Bat Club Boys... | Nobody! |
| Darryl from the Office (Craig... | Fagun |
| Chuck Klosterman (brilliantly... | maggie |
| Batman v. Superman | Stacey |
Popular Topics
- Amusing 1349
- Music 978
- News 477
- Whatever 441
- Sports 441
- Movies 433
- AsktheScrabbled 398
- Politics 386
- Video 324
- Food 289
- TV 285
- Games 262
- Interesting 247
- Nerdery 247
- Technology 237
Wisdom
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here… It’s in my file at home. ...Under “D”.
-Mitch Hedberg