You’re secretly an ethnocentric bastard. Admit it. Come on. It’s almost cathartic. Come on. Just a little. Even if you’re super liberal (Hutch), it’s ok to enjoy life.
Hell, I voted for Nader/LaDuke, and I can admit it: ethnocentric/racist jokes are funny, because stereotypes are predicated in some minor glimmer of truth.
There’s a site you may enjoy, if you like candy…
