The Facebook Haters Science Fair
Facebook, intended as a bold and glorious age of social networking, is actually this fetid wasteland where near-strangers and former high school classmates that I haven’t spoken to in many years gather to provide me with an endless stream of navel-gazing status updates that venture forth from the Realm of Too Much Information. Rashes, baby bowel movements, and bladder infections are all paraded around. As someone who carefully guards his private life, these status updates are simultaneously disturbing, horrifying, trashy, and utterly mesmerizing.
I propose sharing my pain with a Facebook Haters Science Fair. Details after the jump.