| Where | Who |
|---|---|
| JUSTIN IS FUCKING 30. | John |
| 1 Gene Simmons Comin' Right Up | Sammy |
| Yummy! | Heidi |
| We're back! (sort of) | Evan |
| Cheatsheet to improve your ... | Nobody! |
| Obama+Spider-Man = ObaMan | John |
| Will Hutch Get This, too? | L`Kevin |
| Fuck You, Penguin | Kevin |
| Dude-A-Day | Sammy |
| Wii Sports... | Sammy |
| So uh... Paul McCartney's n... | Heidi |
| Weird Old Book: The Recentl... | John |
| I Love Beartato & Reginald | Reggie |
| Mike Rowe, QVC Host | Reggie |
| Whopper Sacrifice | Sammy |
Hey! Where ya goin?! Come back don’t go into hyperspace i don’t have hyperspace hey… i just wanted to borrow five bucks so i could get a sandwich… you wanna play space checkers? i’m wearin’ my space checkers suit. You know.. just in case i ran into anybody that wanted to play space— aw… they’re gone… …balls.
-Bill Copes