Alton Brown's Thanksgiving turkey.
If you’re not up for doing it in parts sous vide like the link way down the page, you can’t go wrong with Alton’s advice.
Iron Chef America
the Chairman is one of the most batshit insane fucking characters i have ever seen on tv, including Captain James Tiberius Kirk. i love this guy. having been in “Double Dragon” doesn’t hurt, either.
also, please Alton Brown, this is a public plea – cut your fucking hair.