The Scrabbled: Making Fun of Each Other since '99

have a listen:

A while ago, I’d read a pretty brilliant article on the sexual subtext of the classic Looney Toons cartoon “What’s Opera, Doc?”. It came up in conversation at work and, while I could have sworn I’d posted it here, I searched for it and no dice. Did I really not post this? Anyway, if I haven’t or if I had and you never read it, definitely do so. It’s pretty amazing. Or just click through and watch the cartoon cause it’s even better than you remember.

John and I were having this argument a few days back. If you had access to a time machine, TARDIS, George Carlin-enhanced phone booth, or some other geeky device that let you slip through space and time, you’d probably end up abusing it.

What historical figures would you go back and seduce? Assuming, of course, that the device also magically clears you of any scary infections.

Once again I am amazed by the artistic talent of others.

with a married man

“Critics of the vaccine say that the incidence of autism has greatly increased and that the vaccine is a primary cause of this increase.”
This has gotten a lot of press lately. For those of you that have children or those that plan on one day having kids are you going to give your child the MMR vaccine? Its pretty scary when you start reading the articles that are against the vaccine. Clickable Text

Did you know she posed all sexy like? Non-nude-but-probably-a-bit-NSFW shite below the jump.

please tell stories of your trip

She comes home either on Tuesday or Wednesday depending on flight availability. Her visa came via courier this morning!

What. The fuck.

I am moving to London on April 4th at 6:55pm.

Not that you all care, but Im so happy I want to tell everyone.

Woo-hoo.

i just moved into john’s old place and i need furniture…if anyone has extra stuff they dont need im willing to take it off your hands or buy it or whatever

mainly i need a couch and some sort of armchair, but anything works

thanks!!!
love matt

Now before Maggie gets her pants in a bundle…nah, let’s just see what happens. In Asia they did a gender test on a female athlete (which consists of a gynecologist, endocrinologist and psychologist doing their tests) and she FAILED. I wonder what the gynecologist saw.

The story is HERE.

Then your penis is probably smaller than even John’s. Apparently men in India are complaining about condoms being too big. This is evidenced by the frequent tearing or falling off of condoms. My favorite line from the article, “And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist’s shop and ask for a smaller size condom.”

The article is HERE

I wish they would get my spam.

thats all

I heart you

And by “This Shit” I mean this shit. It’s like… let’s lower the entire male/female relationship to the most base and stereotyped interactions and emotions, assume that everyone has them/does them, and write a column playing yourself as some kind of expert.

I wanted to email the author and make fun of her but I can’t find her email.

MARRIAGED!! They’ll be leaving for Arizona tomorrow to start their new life together.

All I want to know is why the hell everyone’s gotta move out west to get married.

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