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    <content>&lt;p&gt;An awesome book I have been reading about how statistical regressions are slowly but surely replacing expert intuition in pretty much every industry. Fuck you Mr. wine connoisseur, I have data and equations!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Super Crunchers</title>
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    <title>If you've never read Reddit.com or don't understand why it's the best website on the entire internet, here's Reddit's Best of 2009.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I literally laughed until my face and stomach hurt.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Incredible Star Trek dubbing.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I lol&amp;#8217;d.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Star Wars status updates.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;What happens if you lose your internet connection?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Google's Chrome OS Revealed</title>
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    <title>Video Games Live</title>
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    <title>Loan rejection to a video game store owner.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Holy Crap! It&amp;#8217;s everything i would expect the Apple Tablet to be&amp;#8230;only it&amp;#8217;s made by Microsoft&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Courier</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;WAKE&lt;/span&gt; UP &lt;span class="caps"&gt;SHEEPLE&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Where were you when the Death Star fell? </title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-09-14T17:34:49-04:00</updated-on>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;The lunar lander assembly language. So cool!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Landing on the moon in only 1500 lines of code.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-08-26T11:23:06-04:00</updated-on>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;The dude is annoying, but I never owned a power glove and always wondered how it worked. Now I know: horribly.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Power Glove. It's so bad.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-08-03T13:40:11-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDuy7wM8Gk&amp;feature=PlayList&amp;p=771AA9FA1D647C4A&amp;index=0#t=10m35</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;It will be mine. oh yes. It will be mine.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Apple Tablet/Netbook/Kindle/Giant iPod thingy.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-07-29T15:22:00-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.avclub.com/articles/apple-reportedly-at-work-on-kindlekiller-and-lpsav,30976/</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;AWESOME&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-07-28T16:38:27-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>The Secret of Monkey Island... for the iPhone!</title>
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    <content></content>
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    <title>Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;OH MY &lt;span class="caps"&gt;GOD&lt;/span&gt; OH MY &lt;span class="caps"&gt;GOD&lt;/span&gt; OH MY &lt;span class="caps"&gt;GOD&lt;/span&gt; OH MY &lt;span class="caps"&gt;GOD&lt;/span&gt; OH MY &lt;span class="caps"&gt;GOD&lt;/span&gt; OH MY &lt;span class="caps"&gt;GOD&lt;/span&gt;! I was scared till I heard the soundtrack. Wendy Carlos-esq!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Tron Revitalized.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;It walks around, finds a stationary object, plays a little beat on it, than moves on. I want to be it&amp;#8217;s friend.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>The greatest robot ever built.</title>
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    <url>http://technology.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/21</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;So cool! Download it for free.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-07-21T11:52:27-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Weezer in 8-bit.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-07-21T20:59:18-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.ptesquad.com/more/pte018.html</url>
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    <content></content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-07-21T08:59:47-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>John's Beloved Kindle Screen Device Hates Freedom</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-07-21T10:22:59-04:00</updated-on>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Unbelievably cool and creative. Very mildly &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NSFW&lt;/span&gt; at the end (it&amp;#8217;s all 8-bit, but suggestive).&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>A bizarre and amazing tribute to the history of video games.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-07-14T23:32:35-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.geekpadshow.com/2009/07/mario-and-laura-croft-having-sex-video.html</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;And then you will understand why he is the greatest person ever to have lived. Ever. &lt;span class="caps"&gt;EVER&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-07-10T15:08:43-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>If you're not celebrating Nikola Tesla's birthday today, you should read this article.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-07-10T16:26:32-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.badassoftheweek.com/tesla.html</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;And unlike a lot of chip music which is just fun for the novelty, this dude is actually &lt;em&gt;really good!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-07-10T14:59:28-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>MC "Random" uses Mega Man for beats.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-07-10T14:59:28-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://pixelatedgeek.com/2008/12/mega-man-fires-beats-and-spits-hot-fire/</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;List below. What about you?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <extended>&lt;ol&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;learn to paint&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;go hiking in weird places&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;drive someplace I&amp;#8217;ve never been&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;do lots and lots of paid and unpaid and for-fun web work&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;build furniture or shelves of some sort&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;take photos, pick one, blow it up, learn to frame and matte it&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;spend more time practicing classical guitar / piano&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;record songs &amp;#8212; mostly covers, but maybe even write a few&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Create some sort of something to hang on my wall. Maybe some sort of mixed media collage like my old friend matt winters used to do. but, y&amp;#8217;know&amp;#8230; terrible.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;play lots and lots and lots of video games&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;pick a genre of film. watch every movie by every important director in that genre. chronologically. I&amp;#8217;d probably either go with kung fu movies or noir.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something like that.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Sign up for Habitat for Humanity weekdays. Apparently most weekends are filled by groups, but weekdays they can have individuals come out.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Hang out with my Pop Pop and help him build shit at my various relative&amp;#8217;s houses.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Read more. Maybe finally read Brothers Karamazov all the way through. Or House of Leaves. Two books I&amp;#8217;ve gotten 3/4 of the way through then gotten too busy/distracted/disinterested to finish.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Start working on a really elaborate Halloween costume.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Learn another programming language. Maybe haskell.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Learn italian and polish better.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Go to rittenhouse square during the day and sit there with a book and chessboard and wait to play people.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Take more day trips to &lt;span class="caps"&gt;NYC&lt;/span&gt; and see all the places I haven&amp;#8217;t seen. Stay at the Chelsea Hotel.&lt;/li&gt;
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    <title>Things I Would Do If I Had My Summer Off</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Wow. What a nerd.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>A total nerd teachs you how to dramatically boost your wifi signal in a super-easy way.</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;Much better than the movie could ever possibly be.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-07-01T13:29:59-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Transformers 2 FAQ.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-07-02T10:04:56-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php?page=1</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m officially terrified.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-06-13T08:42:39-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>CYBORGS</title>
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    <url>http://io9.com/5288834/first-real-cyborg-a-robot-controlled-by-a-living-brain</url>
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    <content></content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-06-03T14:19:11-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Stem Cell Contact Lenses</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-06-03T19:58:36-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://gizmodo.com/5277456/stem-cell-contact-lenses-cure-blindness-in-less-than-a-month</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;If you had to live on a Star Wars planet/moon which one would you choose and why? (A) Hoth (B) Tatooine ( C) Endor&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-05-29T10:10:26-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Ask TheScrabbled: Star Wars Edition</title>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;It actually makes me a bit nostalgic. I didn&amp;#8217;t have this modem, but I had a 600 bauc microcontroller modem I browsed BBSs with. The way the text comes up so slow&amp;#8230; it makes me smile.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Surfing the web with a 1964 300 baud modem.</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-05-27T21:07:55-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9dpXHnJXaE</url>
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    <content></content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-05-19T12:49:58-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>ThingsthatwillNOTkillhutch</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2009-05-19T14:26:11-04:00</updated-on>
    <url>http://www.downloadsquad.com/2009/05/18/email-n-walk-lets-you-email-and-spy-with-your-iphone/</url>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;You can watch the astronauts work on the hubble at cnn.com&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2009-05-14T09:02:40-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Hubble Repair Spacewalk</title>
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