This is not a superlative. The link below is the WORST. THING. I HAVE EVER. SEEN. This, ladies and gents, isn’t the new 2 Girls 1 Cup. It makes 2 Girls 1 Cup look like little girls in pretty dresses riding unicorns.

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this made me laugh.
macs are better.

ha.

It was bound to happen. Tubgirl and Goatse.cx have been topped. They’ve been topped so gloriously, I can’t put it into words. I would rather spend an entire day staring into the moral void that is tubgirl and goatse.cx than watch this again. And I only got about 20 seconds into it. I had to look away. I got ill. I was gagging. It’s awful. It’s just so awful. Oh my god.

So here’s what I want you to do. Find a camera. Your web cam, your iSight, some friend holding a camera. Whatever. Find a camera and record your reaction. Post it to youtube among the now thousands of reaction shots and link it here so we can all watch each other kill what little remained of our youthful innocence.

Remember. You can never unwatch something. This will be with you for the rest of your life. And, if goes without saying, but THIS COULD NOT BE ANY LESS SAFE FOR WORK. This is the sort of thing that gets people fired. Forever.

Watch 2girls1cup.

no ass eels, sorry.

bagina

MIGHT BE NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Really, its true!

doo doo ca ca

when you post something NSFW in the “read more” section—- let us know.

see the category? you can choose the option.

gawd.

If you want to laugh hysterically today, read the chat logs that ABC dug up between Congressman Mark Foley and his 16 yr old page.

Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel

<contains a n.s.f.w.)

I dont know if anyone watches Rockstar: Supernova, I know I dont, but apparently there is some controversy over one of the female contestants.

should get to work on having a son to produce such classic YouTube fodder as “Gino the Guido”

i think my favorite is “who’s spinning tonight?”

Radiohead coming to Philly?

I hate you guys/

This ones for jeff.

Clicky

this is one of the sexiest and classiest strip-teases i have ever seen. extended entry is NSFW.

Oh god. Japanese engrish is hilarious enough, but this is just overboard, especially the role play at the end. No nudity or anything, but definitley not something you want to watch at work.

I did a search on youtube for Trent Reznor because i wanted to watch some interviews. what i found was a video he narrates for PETA about the Chinese Fur industry.

I don’t understand how someone could actually do this to fucking cats and dogs.

It’s really distrubing. You may even cry, and it will probably ruin your day. But it is important to know what truly evil shit occurs on this planet.

Solitaire is now NSFW, as this guy that just got fired found out.

With the Internet now the king of office time-wasters, who still plays Solitaire? Anybody?

I didn’t realize my last post was a dupe. So I made a totally different one. Awesome!

Love strikes in strange places.

This picture won’t get you fired. It’s not of naked people or bloody violence. But if you look at it, you will be incapacitated and that might impede on your ability to do things for the rest of the day. Consider yourself warned.

link

This is my gift to you:

Now that I’m forced to surf the web in text form only, I just dont understand how people got by without pictures of boobies. I will now entertain myself by creating porn out of keyboard symbols.

I don’t know about ya’ll, but I’ve been having a hell of a time this summer.