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(actually tomorrow, but I don’t know if I’ll be online tomorrow)
I just heard about this tonight. It’s a nearly-finished “mall” in North Jersey (near the Meadowlands). I use the term “mall” loosely because it sounds ridiculous.
It’s supposed to have been done in 2007. But now, as soon as late 2008. It will be the third largest shopping mall in the world.
Some features:
In 30 minutes, it will be won’t you be my neighbor day in honor of Fred Rogers
I’ve got a huge scratch on one of my supposedly scratch-proof lenses and the bridge is getting bendy in that way that metal gets bendy when it’s just about had it. I need new glasses. I just bought this pair maybe two years ago and they cost me $160. Apparently, this should not be so. So what’s a nerd to do?
Buy glasses online. As the title of the article states, decent eye glasses can be had for $40 or lower if one is willing to take the proper measurements and precautions. I need to find a new optometrist to make sure my prescription is up to date and get my pupil distance while I’m at it and I hope to buy possibly a coupla pairs — you know, so I can mix and match like the fashionista I so desperately want to be.
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As I get older, I find myself drifting closer and closer to cartoon syndrome: a closet full of fourteen pairs of the same outfit. I’m just too lazy and uninspired to try to put together something cool every day. But the Wardrobe Remix Flickr pool might help me with that. Over 12,000 photos of what people are wearing. I’m gonna have to take a look at this next time I head out to replace some of my aging and ratty shirts.
Read more only if you have a strong stomach and don’t mind stories (with pictures) of strange amputations and reattacments:
Anybody here know anything about buying a suit? I have to buy one today for a super-duper-pooper important meeting tomorrow, with the richest man on the planet. I have to pretend like I’m the shit for a day, but never have I owned, nor wore a suit ever in my entire life. Anything in particular I should know? Are there suit-buying don’ts?
You can save any jokes about a chicken suit, or a gorilla suit or a giant hotdog suit for another thread. I mean bidness here.
Our freind in Yellow Springs, who helped my roommate design shirts for an event she organized for mental health, recently opened his own shop. He takes american apparel shirts, tanks etc., and designs and screen-prints them in the back of the shop. His designs are really awesome and could be a cool gift as they are totally unique, so check it out! (click on the little birdies for the catalog)
Basho Apparel
Yes all you non muslims, it’s time to show off your minority status. Yellow stars and scarlet letters are all the rage at Spring Break in Tehran.
One free t-shirt shipped to you for about $6 with your own design on it. Check it out here. It’s kinda like cafepress type of site. I think this is some kind of promo. You could even put an ugly ass triceratops on your shirt!
After much research I have been have been able to determine these things are currently “Hot”:
Pete and Pete, tequilla, Big East Basketball, chicken, Dan Nocella, Kurt Vonnegut, Dark “Chocolate” Brown the color, the Fashion category, Karaoke, Henrik Lundqvist, waking up early, the term “Wiggity Wack”, making big decisions (new cars, relationships, careers, etc this winter people aren’t afraid to pull the trigger), Midtown Philly, Saturday Night Live, Hamas, low top sneakers, scruffy hair, Finland, black hair, raspberry iced tea, Woody Allen, Kobe Bryant, Dem Franchise Boys, snowboard cross, senseless bets.
Read More to see what is Not and more!
| Where | Who |
|---|---|
| JUSTIN IS FUCKING 30. | John |
| 1 Gene Simmons Comin' Right Up | Sammy |
| Yummy! | Heidi |
| We're back! (sort of) | Evan |
| Cheatsheet to improve your ... | Nobody! |
| Obama+Spider-Man = ObaMan | John |
| Will Hutch Get This, too? | L`Kevin |
| Fuck You, Penguin | Kevin |
| Dude-A-Day | Sammy |
| Wii Sports... | Sammy |
| So uh... Paul McCartney's n... | Heidi |
| Weird Old Book: The Recentl... | John |
| I Love Beartato & Reginald | Reggie |
| Mike Rowe, QVC Host | Reggie |
| Whopper Sacrifice | Sammy |
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