The Scrabbled: Making Fun of Each Other since '99

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I am moving there next month, about one block from Johnny Brenda’s. If any of you oldheads are around for a show there, give me a shout. Also, if you live in/know the area, give me some places to visit. I like food, beer, bikes, parks & galleries. GO!

Housewarming party at some point!

Like death. Old, rotten death.

Crafty Balboa

hey ladies & gents, this holiday craft fair is 2 weeks from tomorrow so i wanted to let you all know about it. i’ll be sharing a table with my friend Missy and selling my wares (paintings & candy) down in South Philly.

Slowly, her skin sags and wrinkles, her organs start working at sub-optimal levels, strange growths and mutations occur, and then, with little warning, an often painful and undignified death. May you get a few more cycles out of your cells before they start screwing up.

Menopause is around the corner, then her certain and inevitable demise wherein the spirit and soul that is Gosia leaves her earthly body. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. It’s happening. Soon.

May the 4th be with you.

And, on this day, I don’t know how many years ago (because I am a bad son), she was born and immediately began her path to death.

Today she is one year closer.

Cool Tim. The one who posts here and isn’t into furries. He survived another year.

Anyone wanna go?

FUCK. 30.

(actually tomorrow, but I don’t know if I’ll be online tomorrow)

How well I knew the light before!
I could not see it now.
‘T is dying, I am doing; but
I’m not afraid to know.

On finishing school! Apparently today was his last exam and he’s graduation Friday. You have done what I could not.

Because you’re stupid.

Wrapped in a crackled parchment skin and bound to plaster bones. She is fragile and just barely survived this year. Best of luck in surviving your next.

i want to go to the Henri David Ball this year and i’m going to really spiff up my Jersey Devil costume for it. is anyone else interested in going? it’s probably one of the best Halloween celebrations in the area and it’s the 40th anniversary.

i’ll even drive!

are playing at the church on october 26th and Mercury Radio Theater is opening – i saw them years ago and loved the shit outta them! is anyone interested in going??

This past Sunday, my sister, Britt, her (not)boyfriend, Steve, and their dog loaded up their $3,000 RV that they bought and fixed up and set off on a four month road trip to California. They apparently have plans to hit several locations across the US, stay with lots of of people, and then sell their RV in California to buy plane tickets to Hawaii. Once they’re in Hawaii, they’ll be using couchhoppers.com to find couches to sleep on until they get jobs and find their own place.

Wish ‘em luck and hope they don’t die.

tonight, 6pm at the Gershman Y on Broad & Pine.

He has survived another year. How many episodes of ‘The Hills’ lie in his future? Not many.

For getting enfuckinggaged!

One more year closer to dying
Body organs ripping, frying
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self-abhorance
R S V P Please
For the death of me
You have little time
You’re running out of life

(a day early cause I’m afraid I’ll forget tomorrow)

Barack Obama will accept the Democratic nomination for President on the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech.

i don’t care what your opinion on either man is, you have to admit that it’s a pretty amazing and fantastic milestone.