Doug, my coworker, and I need your help. This jingle just popped into our heads and we can’t figure out what it is. Like Paris, I had Doug call up my house line and leave a message. Enjoy.

Audio file is after the jump:

Wow, this cat can’t even work a printer! Stupid!

Top one:

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for when i have read all of the LOLcats…

i thought the hot pink Miley Cyrus ad would take the cake, but this ad is the most frightening one i have seen so far…

Check out the theme song to the new James Bond film:

This is beyond cool, and I’d never seen it before. QSFW, where the Q = Questionably.

No nudity, at least.

How weird is it that I’ve been playing Final Fantasy a lot, and all of a sudden when I reach the Phon Coast, a dead monster washes ashore in real life?

There has to be a name for that kind of thing… when something you were just talking about happens immediately thereafter…

Dead monster and link after the jump.

This was lifted from some .txt website… weird stuff.

Pay attention, Hutch.

From the other board: “Nonsense Insults About Hutch’s Mom” (mostly people who have never met hutch much less his mother). He told me to post them, since he thought if HE did it he would look like an asshat. This is long.

I don’t know how I missed this until now, but I did… until now.

i just got an email today from Improv Everywhere about a new blog, Urban Prankster. it’s basically what IE does, but it’s spread internationally. so many of the videos are hilarious. i posted one of them below.