Jesse Michaels' Thrash Metal Blog.
Operation Ivy’s lead singer has opinions on things. Sort of. Better than every podcast ever. Note: it’s not actually about thrash metal. Or, anything.
Accurate Map of New Jersey.
In case you’re one of the half dozen New Jersieans (New Jersey-ites?) who hasn’t yet seen it.
Photographic Proof Of The Bricks Outside Danzig's House.
In honor of today’s fantastic AV club cover. I’m not sure why, but this completely destroyed me.
Web Page Surprise
Go to any Web site. Then put the code I included into the address bar. It is SFW and fun, nothing scary.
Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a missed communication.
Colbert’s response to O’Reilly’s infamous proof of God.
Bats Use Carnivorous Pitcher Plant as Living Toilet
Bats poop in flowers – makes all involved happy & healthy.
The best video game review of all time.
I don’t even know what game it’s for and I don’t care. Much like you didn’t have to know Chris to understand he makes you touch your hands for stupid reasons.
The best of 50 cent on twitter.
Whether it’s purposeful or just how he is, I had no idea this guy was so hilarious.
I Write Like
Analyze your syntax, baby. I write like Stephen King and P.G. Wodehouse, according to this flattering website.
Guy plays Mario64 trying to avoid 1-ups. Funny.
Nintendo really bullies you with their 1-Ups. Never knew they were this persistent. I like when they started talking about the penguin.
Philadelphia Union v. Manchester United
should be an interesting match-up, whereupon the Union loses.
SMBC Theater: Batman Vs. Reality
I often think about the scenes in Batman movies they DON’T show, like how Batman had to walk through a building in the Dark Knight to talk to Gordon in the basement of a bank.
Imagine how embarrassing it would be for him to walk through the entire building, walking by a bunch of un-costumed cops just standing around doing their jobs. Imagine Batman taking the stairs, or waiting in an Elevator.
He’s the only one in a ridiculous overly-theatric costume!
I stumbled across this today, which made me smile: