i was playing this a few days ago. I got farther than I ever had! I got past the bulldozer! I was extatic.

Then the earth blew up cause I somehow lost track of Mos Def.

what the hell do I do after I drink my beer? I just got drunk and my house was demolished and earth blew up.

again.

Answer faster! It’s not cheating if I ask friends for help. It’s only cheating if I google the answer.

now i hear nothing see nothing feel nothing and don’t even know who I am.

urge to type “hint” rising…

I think the whole charm of the original computer game was that it wasn’t meant to be beaten. I consider it a win if you actually get off of earth.

i won. I’m currently on the volgon ship trying to get this goddam babel fish to come out from it’s hole in the wall.

wow, you’re like on the second quest of zelda. if you’re such a badass, why don’t you try to beat it without the sword!!!! Blue boomerang my stinking foot.