Kulak wants snow

ATTENTION Family Cirucs is the worst comic strip

By Kulak wants snow over 3 years ago

oh and I use the word comic lightly, it is more like trash to me. Does Bill Keane think he is funny or something? He gets one pane and blows it in spectacular fashion every time.

There is nothing funny or whimsical about it. Fuck you little billy, I don’t care that your shoes untied themselves. If my child was that fucking stupid I would beat them with a brick. I hope little billy dies in a carfire. I may just have to draw that….stay tuned for more.

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On 22 Sep 07:14, Bill E was all:
Bill E

That was awesome.

Yeah, it sucks. So does Marmaduke.

On 22 Sep 07:17, John is pumped about linode was all:
John is pumped about linode

NOW.

And you, too, Maggie.

On 22 Sep 07:45, Chuck Pedano brakes for blondes was all:
Chuck Pedano brakes for blondes

When I look at it I can’t even discern what the joke is or if there is one, let alone if its good or bad. In fact, I think all newspaper comic strips are horrendous anymore. This makes me doubt if they were ever funny.

On 22 Sep 07:49, Bill E was all:
Bill E

They were. A couple still are.

Has anyone else’s paper been running “classic” Calvin & Hobbes? Mine started rerunning them a couple of weeks ago, I suppose to generate interest in the complete set being released next month. It’s great.

On 22 Sep 08:23, Rachel Frak-erman was all:
Rachel Frak-erman

i think the worst comic of all time is crankshaft. it’s NEVER funny. it’s always about elderly people getting alzheimers and young drug addicts. why would you want to read that as you eat your wheaties?

and also, that newish comic “off the beaten path.” they should have just called it the farside.2: not at all funny.

On 22 Sep 08:32, John is pumped about linode was all:
John is pumped about linode

I. HATE. MUTTS.

Where is the fucking joke??! I’ve never once seen a punchline in a Mutts comic.

On 22 Sep 08:36, Bill E was all:
Bill E

I like Mutts because of the old-time feel of the comic. Occasionally it’ll make me laugh. But yeah, most of the time it’s not too funny.

Like Ziggy.

On 22 Sep 08:44, John is pumped about linode was all:
John is pumped about linode

Ziggy has heart.

Mutts pander to doe-eyed girls with cuteness.

On 22 Sep 08:46, Bill E was all:
Bill E

Heart ain’t getting any chuckles out of me in the morning.

On 22 Sep 09:58, mandy who? was all:
mandy who?

i always thought Peanuts was pretty boring, as a comic.

even though Peanuts was splashed across the front first page in full-clour (on sundays), i always skipped it. unless i was bored, and then i read it. and was mad that i wasted 10 seconds.

On 22 Sep 14:23, Shmustin is 2 Wycked was all:
Shmustin is 2 Wycked

“Okay. You sit down to read your paper, and you’re enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And, you know, then there’s the Family Circus - bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And that’s the last thing you read, so- it spoils everything you read before! I hate it, yet I’m uncontrollably drawn to it.”

On 22 Sep 15:10, mandy who? was all:
mandy who?

same with me and Peanuts

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