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You sneeky mom!!!
Those last kids! So good. I hope I raise my kid half that well to just be ticked off at me instead of whining and bitching and moaning like those other brats.
yeah really. that kid was like “well, you know, you’re just gonna have a bellyache. fine with me.” then he helped out his bro when he’s like “two plus two equals five!” he’s like “you were so close.” what a good kid.
Yes, Johns kids wouldn’t have reacted that way at all. Instead they’d respond “It’s o.k. that you ate it. I didn’t want that stupid candy anyway. I just don’t understand why people are so lazy to give out pre-made and processed candy when they could have just as easily gotten some imported cocoa beans, some rapadura or sucanat, and coconut oil and made their own candy to give out. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go tell all my classmates how ignorant they are for liking that horrible pre-packaged candy and explain to them how my dad says their parents are idiots for letting them eat it.”
Mah, my kids are gonna be awesome.