Scrabbled, meet super hero Britt
So I am sitting In the passengers seat of my friends car when it started looking like The Wizard of Oz outside. Tree branches are blowing around in the wind. Rain is falling so hard you cant see much, except for that lightening bolt that struck the cable of the utility pole next to me. I was a bit speachless. I watched the cable glow. It turned bright white and made a sound like woooowooooowooow. Sparks flew and hit my window. I felt a vibration travel through up the door and threw up my body
…I think you all should know, I am now an enlightened being who will soon be able to shoot electricity from my finger tips. Gimmi a day to figure out how to use the force. Yeah thats right. Whats up Yoda?! Where you at?
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Lucky are you!
Not just making fun of your bad grammar, genuinely curious about your intent: did it throw your body or did electricity travel through your body?
Also, Yoda did not shoot lighting from his finger tips. That’s strictly a Sith ability; only the dark side of the force grants that sort of power. You’re palling around with Palpatine with those powers.
Um. Weird. No i think my iphone did auto correct or something. That was supposed to be “threw out my body.” man. You are a true geek. I was just saying me and yoda should hang out and talk about the ultimate truth
again — did it throw your body out the car? Or did it move throughout your body? It’s still unclear. Obviously, our public education system has failed you.
Well. I didnt say anything about being electrocuted did i? I honestly dont know what happened. But like i said, i felt a vibration