A Newbie! Make them feel shame!
Dave the n00b has just joined the site. Read more to find out more about them.
- Who sent you? What is your connection to the people of the scrabbled? I know most of the creeps that lurk and troll here
- What album would you bring with you on a cross-country road trip? Black Sabbath-Master of Reality
- What guilty-pleasure book would you stow away in your oversized housewife bag on a trip to the beach? The Satanic Bible
- Best movie to put on while you clean the house: Why would i put on a movie while cleaning?! I guess “The Thing” because i love the dialogue.
- How many monkey? Threeve
- roflcopter or lollerskates? Definitely lollerskates
- What ringtone plays when your mom calls? ring ring
- If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, why the fuck do you care? I don’t, who said I did?
- If you could get away with murder just once, who would suffer your righteous wrath? Wow this is tough. Any “important” evangelical christian minister/pastor that is actually making a difference in this country.
- Your mom! I am definitely a mamas boy.
- How do you like your hotdog? Sometimes plain, sometimes wit cheeze, sometimes wit ketchup and mustard
- Does McSweeney’s plagiarize? Guess i’m not enough of an intellectual to get that one
- Justify your existence: I cannot, nor will I try. I am as worthless as the next man.
Comments
“Does McSweeney’s plagiarize? Guess i’m not enough of an intellectual to get that one”
I guess not.
pointless comment is pointless
I’m really starting to get upset at the lack of love for the roflcopter around here. Soi soi soi!
another new guy? great. who’s this moron?
My name is Dave. I hear you’re a fairweather baseball fan. Nice to meet you!
christina said:another new guy? great. who’s this moron?
Where’s the survey that lets me unjoin the Scrabbled?