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“13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.” I used this one 2 weekends ago.
“20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.” I don’t like this, but it’s probably because I like a girl drink every now and again.
“27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You’ll be surprised how well it works.” Meh.
“57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.” Meh.
“68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.” I wish more people knew this one.
Anyone remember that bar signals poster with “three sheets to the wind” and others?
Paris said:
“20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.” I don’t like this, but it’s probably because I like a girl drink every now and again.
hahahhahahahahhaa! The best part is when I first read that, I thought to myself, “Oh, like Paris.”
“1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.” For as long as I can remember (and legally drink), my friends & I have paid each other back in beers (see also Rule 29)
“5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.” I buy strangers drinks if I share a few kinds words with them.
“22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you’re doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.” I wish people would follow this rule AT WORK.
“34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.” I will kick you & the beer out of my fucking house if you bring something like this.
“45. It’s okay to drink alone.” Which is why I love having great bars within sight of my house.