Try not to sit there and think about how a delicate, fallible piece of cardiac muscle has been pumping away for over a quarter of a million hours without a single opportunity to rest up even a teeny little bit.
Oh, and happy birthday!
Happy birthday you god damned fogie! You’re almost as old as that Orbitz fruit drink you still have floating around!
HOLY CRAP, BIRTHDAY.
I AM SEEING YOU TOMORROW!
You’re celebratorily old. Good job on that.
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