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THIS JUST IN: that guy wants to fuck christina in the ass.
I honestly can’t believe we had nothing to do with that forum.
Christina: open relationship time?
oh yeah, comicbookguy seems right up my alley. or perhaps, jimmythehutt.
i can’t believe i came across this on only the third page of googling my name!
Maaaaaaannnn… No one wants to fuck my in the ass in my google results. All I get are a bunch of articles about a crackpot scientist.
The internet has been taking a serious interest in Scrabblers recently. First Sammy has his childhood dreams illustrated by a stranger. Then Christina gets ass play offers from some creepy forum dweller.
What’s next, Paris can haz cheezburger? 2 Hutches 1 cup?
Holy shit. I’m sorry Christina but that link and those comments made me laugh so much.
hahaha. I guess you should be flattered…and terrified of the eventual internet stalking that will follow?
Hi Christina. Want to be Facebook friends?
hahahahahah creeeeeepy.
Kevin said:Holy shit. I’m sorry Christina but that link and those comments made me laugh so much.
it’s okay. i laughed very hard too. especially at the THIS JUST IN part.
and last nite, i had a dream that chipmunks kept biting my feet and i was trying to throw them off.
christina said:right up my alley.
Maybe not the best phrase to use in this situation.
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Funny, I always thought you looked more like Sarah McLachlan.
Wow that must have been a weird read for you, Christina.
well, they’ve finally contacted me…
Hello, Christina. I am your fan club president. What, you did not know you had a fan club? Well, you were mistaken. We are located at the website bannination. Though we are global in scale, we have several
users from New Jersey who enjoy daily news updates and we can all appreciate them.
Sorry, not trying to sound weird, but we are fond of you!
Commenter name: fanclubpresident
Commenter URL:
scared? you should be.
Ewwwwwww. Stalkery.
Whoa.
here’s another one from today…
Hello, it’s your fan club president saying hello from the internets!
Keep up the daily news updates. Us folks on the site bannination really
enjoy it and your Disney eyes.
Commenter name: fanclubpresident
Your Disney eyes? You should send him a pic of your scrabbled profile pic. Tell ‘em that’s you when yuo let your brow grow in.
christina said:Us folks on the site bannination really enjoy it and your Disney eyes.
Commenter name: fanclubpresident
I wonder if this guys thinks he’s being subtle by dropping the name of his site with every email? He clearly wants you to sign up and talk to them but he won’t come out and say it…or he thinks/knows there are other Christina fanclubs.
yeah obviously he’s name-dropping.
i made it clear that i found them weeks ago. and now, i’ve been checking the site all day to see what they’ve been saying about me. apparently they post my video each day and just talk about it/me.
some people love me, some don’t and some are fully admitting they or others are creeps.
either way, it’s quite entertaining.
Hahaha, Hutch, great idea.
Hahaha, Matt, I so hope there are other Christina-fanclubs.
okay so how about this shit?
bit of background first. when all this fanclub stuff was going on, one of the guys posting on the site was a reporter from south jersey too. i had no idea what paper he worked for until he direct messaged me just to talk newspaper shop. he told me he worked for the press of ac but didn’t mention his name. he was basically saying the guys on the site aren’t really creeps and we were just talking south jersey news.
well fast forward to this week when i was in nyc training for my new gig. some dude walks into training, sits at the table i’m at, then immediately goes “wait. i know you. you’re from the gloucester county times. you do those news videos right?”
i laughed and said yes. he said he was from the press of ac which is a close enough paper for him to read my site. i read his, so yeah. after a few minutes, i think “oh shit. i was emailing with a press of ac guy from bannination! this could be him.”
turns out it was! i check their site and he is totally posting probably while in training that he’s sitting next to me. and just now, i totally called him out on it.
pwned.
how fucking weird/coincidental??
Holy crap. You were saying on the train back how weird it’d be if it was him. Stalkery.
christina said:okay so how about this shit?
i check their site and he is totally posting probably while in training that he’s sitting next to me. and just now, i totally called him out on it.
pwned.
how fucking weird/coincidental??
Buy a taser and/or pepper spray!