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On 05/10/10 at 03:15 PM, John is hungry was all:

I hate this website so fucking much. I can’t find a god damn thing. They’re a band, right? Should it be stupidly easy to find something to listen to? No, instead I clicked “music teeth” whatever the shit that means and I’m presented with a picture and no indication of what I’m supposed to do and I still haven’t heard any music. Eventually, I have to work out a fucking riddle on where to click, and I’m presented with teeth which pop out a music player when clicked.

This is the worst kind of website imaginable and one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time.

If these people are one of your clients, tell them to get someone to fix their stupid fucking web page.

On 05/10/10 at 08:38 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:

Is it suppose to be ironic that there’s a tombstone with “Web Design 2007” on there? What’s that a reference to? The horizontal scroll? Buddyhead was doing that way back in 2001, and I don’t even like Buddyhead.

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If I made a movie-adaptation of a video game, I would be remarkably faithful to the source material.

The theater would go dark, ambient music would rise from the speakers, and a majestic view of space would appear behind the title “HALO: The Movie” and beneath that a smaller title would appear that said “Press Start”.

Everyone would chuckle, but the screen would remain. After five minutes, people would start to get restless. After ten minutes, some would start looking around their seats and immediate area for a controller of some sort. None would be found. The screen would remain. After 30-40 minutes, everyone would go home in frustration.

Chances are it would at least make you want to go buy the game and play it.

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