Heidi was adopted by pirates

The clown from "IT" is for hire.

The title is sort of NSFW, but it’s an article about how you can hire the clown from “IT” to stalk your child for 7 days before their birthday. Ending with a cake in the face on the birthday.

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On 04/15/10 at 10:46 AM, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

Holy freakin’ crap. I want to adopt a child so I can subject them to this.

On 04/15/10 at 10:48 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Holy shit. So awesome.

On 04/15/10 at 02:30 PM, shmEvan THE AMAZING!!!!!! was all:
shmEvan THE AMAZING!!!!!!

Pennywise the clown would be awesome. The clown in the picture wouldnt be and I would demand my money back.

On 04/15/10 at 03:33 PM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

This would be a great summer job for teachers. Going around…scaring the pants off all their students without them realizing it…then shoving a cake in their face.

On 04/15/10 at 05:04 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
shmEvan said:

Pennywise the clown would be awesome. The clown in the picture wouldnt be and I would demand my money back.

agreed, fuck latex masks. and i would demand Tim Curry. then rape him.

On 04/15/10 at 07:33 PM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:
Julia has overdosed on nerds

I’m never sleeping again. Ever. I just let the world know about this via twitter. With my luck (and hatred for clowns)I wouldn’t be surprised to start getting evil texts next February.

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