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On 03/26/10 at 12:05 AM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:

I know by law I’m supposed to find this terrible, but by justice I’m figuring the kid learned a lesson.

On 03/26/10 at 08:51 AM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:

Sammy said:

I know by law I’m supposed to find this terrible, but by justice I’m figuring the kid learned a lesson.

I hope someone Googles this, finds your name, reasons that you are now a threat to your classroom and subsequently has surveillance cameras installed in it.

I think we should make a list of things we think Sammy does in his classroom because he knows none of us can find out about it. I’ll start:

1. Smokes (mad) weed

On 03/26/10 at 10:55 AM, Paris On Rails was all:

2. Dances nude

On 03/26/10 at 11:17 AM, Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch was all:

3. Teaches creationism

On 03/26/10 at 11:53 AM, Matthew fell down was all:

4. Ends sentences with a preposition.

On 03/26/10 at 12:29 PM, John is hungry was all:

5. Downloads furry porn using the school network.

On 03/26/10 at 05:12 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:

6. Uses phrases like, “What do you want from life? Well you’re not going to get it at this rate.”

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Primitive man, in noticing the relatively few natural coincidences in his environment, slowly developed the raw observational data out of which science evolved. The natural world, however, does not offer immediate evidence for many such coincidences on its surface (no calendars, maps, directories, or even names). But in recent years the plethora of names and dates and addresses and organizations in a complicated world appears to have triggered many people’s inborn tendency to note coincidence and improbability, leading them to postulate connections and forces where there are none, where there is only coincidence.

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