70 Million by Hold Your Horses!
Attn: art nerds. Can you identify all of the paintings? I only knew maybe a 1/3, but could only name maybe seven or eight.
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I couldn’t name five of the scenes. Got the rest I AM GOOD AT THIS GAME.
What’s the nipple-pinch piece?
And what’s the red one with the guy at the table with light-shapes on body?
And that one guy’s face is something like “Brooklyn Boogaloo”?
OK there’s six I don’t know at all and there are a couple I’m not tooootally sure about.
!!!!!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!
1. The Last Supper (da Vinci)
2. The Birth of Venus (Botticelli)
3. The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Tulp (Rembrandt)
4. (left) iuno
5. (right) The Girl with the Pearl Earring (Vermeer)
6. The Raft of the Medusa (Gericault)
7. The Death of Marat (David)
8. The Creation of Adam (Michelangelo)
9. The Son of a Man (Magritte)
10. Composition whatever with blue red and yellow (Mondrian – they all look the enough alike that I don’t care to try to identify)
11. one of ten thousand self portraits (Kahlo)
12. ?? This looks like “in the style of picasso” and kind of looks like his portraits of Dora Maar but not really
13. The Scream (Munch)
14. Self Portrait with Bandaged Ear (van Gogh)
15. Marilyn (Warhol)
16. ?? I have no idea about the bathtub nipple pinch.
17. ?? This is some Madonna & Child surrounded by saints thing that I cannot identify.
18. Salome with the Head of John the Baptist (Caravaggio)
19. Olympia (Manet)
20. Liberty Leading the People (Delacroix)
21. ?? Harlequin lit up dude is a mystery to me
22. The Kiss (Klimt)
Repeats! 23. Kahlo, 24. van Gogh, 25. Mondrian, 26. Picasso?, 27. Magritte, 28. Munch, 29. Warhol
30. ?? This goat-headed string player is unknown to me
31. Las Meninas (Velazquez)
32. ?? flowers? It’s not van Gogh’s sunflowers so I’m kind of lost.
oh right, the formatting guide thinks that asterisks are directions. right.
Wow. You know many of those.
I feel it’s also worth noting that this is actually a pretty great song, too.
THE TIME IN MY LIFE SPENT STARING AT SLIDES IN ART HISTORY: I WILL NEVER GET IT BACK
i do really like this song, too. your mom’s black maternity dress. doo dee doo.