Let's all list things that, if left alone, we could eat the entire standard-store-bought package/container of.
You know, if not for the guilt and self-loathing.
And we’re not talking things you’re capable of eating entire packages or containers of, but things you’re tempted — nay, compelled — to finish in a single sitting.
- Salsa
- Cheez-Its
Surely I have more, but the siren song of the Cheez-It box at my feat is clouding my mind.
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definitely salsa. i will eat the whole jar THERE IS NO STOPPING. but i don’t feel bad about it because it’s all vegetables.
If I listed all the things that fit that description I would be shamed beyond all belief. I have a very high tolerance for shovelling insane quantities of horrible junk food down my gullet.
hummus. if i buy a small one or scoop it myself out of the olive bar thing at weggie’s. hummus and baba ganoush.
I ate an entire package of guacamole today:
It seemed like the right thing to do. I would probably eat ice cream by the half gallon as well if I didn’t consciously stop myself.
- Can of pringles
- Any regular-sized bag of lay’s kettle-cooked potato chips — original or sour cream n’ onion. Also, ruffles chedder and sour cream.
- Carton of ben & jerries
- jar of salsa con queso, any brand
- A package of bacon
Just had to force myself to stop eating peanuts, so delicious.
- pistachios
- one full recipe of homemade guacamole
- a tub/block/random shape of port wine cheese
- australian red licorice
sam, remember i had to stop getting kettle cooked salt and vinegar chips cos i’d eat the entirely bag?
yeah. them.
Addendums to my list taken from the comments:
- hummus
- mixed nuts
- guacamole
- Ben and Jerry’s pints
- any “Combination” meal from Chinese takeout
John yes on the pringles – even if they are 1500 kcals a can. maybe not B & J but any vanilla ice cream would be a good meal.
christina said:sam, remember i had to stop getting kettle cooked salt and vinegar chips cos i’d eat the entirely bag?
yeah. them.
Hahahaha, I totally remember this. You addict.
hahahahahha was that 8pack on purpose? Definitely good call on the jerky, though I dunno about Jack Link’s. It’s kinda rubbery, if I remember correctly. I like Wild Bill’s.
I couldn’t think of a specific brand name. I just know that every time I’ve ever bought a bag of beef jerky, I intended for it to last a week. Every one lasted about 10 minutes.
- Ben & Jerry’s pints
- most dips: salsa, guac, etc.
- a pizza
I could totally eat a can of Pringles in one shot.
The entire prepared result from a box of Betty Crocker Au Gratin (or Scalloped) Potatoes. It’s one of the only shitty boxed foods leftover from my youth that I still indulge the craving for.
Oh, and frozen ravioli. The regular sized package of that cheapo Celentano brand.. I could house that whole thing. I have to be careful to only make like six at a time.
A MOTHERFUCKING BUSHEL OF CRABS.
Tostitos. The original Tostitos kind…big, giant tortilla chips with light, beautiful salt on every bite.
Goldfish. The cheddar kind. Cheezits too.
Soft pretzels. There is no willpower or portion control when it comes to them.
i bought some wild bill’s black peppered beef jerky at wawa today. the bag is almost gone. i’m not even hungry anymore but the bag is almost gone.
Now I’m craving jerky like what. I may have to make some.
- Pringles (even though I once ate a can of the Olean kind…and promptly shat)
- Small tub of hummus + a bag of pita chips (I can eat one of each in one sitting)
- Large bag of Chex Mix
- Pint of ice cream
- Medium tub of movie theater popcorn (with disastrous results)
- An entire loaf of fresh baked bread. with butter.
- A box of mac n’ cheese (I always try to portion it out and can’t stop from finishing it off)