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never ever ever ever…
is there enough evers in the world?
fuck the haters, i’m in. i want to see c-section via fangs. i’m on the verge of breaking down and reading these goddamn books. roaringly drunk.
First time I’ve ever used this internet slang but:
tl;dr.
Google it.
John said:First time I’ve ever used this internet slang but:
tl;dr.
Google it.
Cliff Notes.
4th book is fucking crazy.
Get married, sex knocks her unconscious, gets her knocked up. Baby has super powers, its kicks break her ribs and severs her spinal cord, so the vampire gives her a c-section with his fangs. Baby born with telepathy, werewolf falls in love with the baby. A movie where the werewolf falls in love with a baby. There’s more, but it’s tl I guess.
oh man! yeah, gosia read it and kept telling me all the ridiculous shit that was happening. She seems to be the only girl I know whose read it and has been immune to it.
Dawn was immune, she didn’t even care enough to finish it.
ever ever ever…
I read the first three books and, as a whole, thought they were OK at best. I really did enjoy New Moon (the book), but the first and third lowered the total rating to average. When I got the the fourth book, I couldn’t even get past the 6th chapter. It was so stupid. STUPID STUPID STUPID!!! I went to see New Moon the movie, and it was a total bore. I’m officially over it.