remember the woman who got mauled by a chimp?
well apparently she was on oprah today or will be tomorrow or some shit
well, here’s a picture of her. it makes no sense. not for the queasy.
Comments
we talked about scenarios like this at work the other day including landing on your face in a motorcycle crash – just horrifying injuries that would make living your life pure hell. we came to the conclusion that paramedics should travel with shotguns, assess the situation, advise the victim and give them the option of being saved or just ending what would be a fucking terrible life. then they’d throw one of those little privacy tents over the scene and do their thing.
if i were this lady, i’d probably choose the tent. this also reminds me of that poor damn soldier who got pieces of his own skull embedded in his ass to keep it moist just in case they would ever be able to surgically utilize it. no thank you.