Happy Birthday to the Oldest Man in the (Scrabbled) World
Kevin is at that rare age which he is the answer to the question to Life, the Universe & Everything.
i would wish him well and tell him not the break his hip, but it seems he nearly did today anyway.
Happy Birthday, Manc Kev!
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Happy Birthday, Kev the Manc. I hear you’re so old Richard Dawkins cites you as proof of his theories.
You’re so old that fucking Jesus Christ was your camp counselor.
Sammy said:
You’re so old that fucking Jesus Christ was your camp counselor.
And my best friend hadn’t fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague – the bubonic plague!
happy birthday! i got you a cane.
EH ,WHAT??? Speak up. You youngsters keep mumbling and talking gibberish. Any way is it 5pm yet, time for supper and bedtime.
I wish you several more years of getting up at 5am, drinking metamucil and watching fluff pieces on morning shows.
Big Bill said:I wish you several more years of getting up at 5am, drinking metamucil and watching fluff pieces on morning shows.
More like getting up at 5am, drinking johnny walker, and watching Man U games. Mancs don’t get old, they get surly.
Happy Birthday Kev!!
happy bday you ol’ cockney bastard.
seriously, how old are you? 45? 50? 55, right?
christina said:happy bday you ol’ cockney bastard.
seriously, how old are you? 45? 50? 55, right?
close, but i stated his age above without actually stating it. and he might knock your block off for calling him a cockney.
I am going to give Christina the benefit of the doubt and guess she is being facetious.
If not then maybe blocks may need to be knocked off – but at least she did not call me a scouser, geordie, tyke or welshman.