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Too late for that advice John.
Welcome to the world of the ancients Sammy,
Try not to worry too much when you develop a sudden urge to go and buy a pound of spearmint leaves.
Thanks, fellas.
Sammy is like a caterpillar turning into a beautiful butterfly. Except instead of a butterfly he’s a curmudgeon that runs on hate-fuel and is slowly getting decayed by the inexorable march of time.
Happy birthday, Sammy. I was wondering what that smell was.
happy birthday, you old turd. soon you’ll be dueting with iggy pop.
With each passing year, you get more and more justification to hate things and be angry at them. Welcome to the club.
Kevin said:With each passing year, you get more and more justification to hate things and be angry at them. Welcome to the club.
Of all people, he really doesn’t need any more of this. He may have long since surpassed you.
John said:Kevin said:With each passing year, you get more and more justification to hate things and be angry at them. Welcome to the club.
Of all people, he really doesn’t need any more of this. He may have long since surpassed you.
I don’t believe you. If I’m down there this weekend I say we settle this with a curmudgeon-off. I choose biting sarcasm at 20 paces.
I’ve never seen you out and out rage, though. Sammy has that on you in spades.
You mean rage as in go off on and yelling directly at someone in particular? Or rage as in rant angrily about something or someone? If the former, then yeah I have actually lost that in my old age so he probably wins there. If the latter, you just haven’t been at the right place at the right time.
As in both. Moreso the latter.
“don’t believe you. If I’m down there this weekend I say we settle this with a curmudgeon-off. I choose biting sarcasm at 20 paces.”
I would pay some serious money to see this.
Maybe me and john could do a minor league version as a warm up for the crowds…….this will draw crowds………….from far and wide
Pft. Right. Like anyone would want to see you do anything, Kev.
John said:Pft. Right. Like anyone would want to see you do anything, Kev.
Awwww.
Aaaaaaand Sammy fails the curmudgeonoff before it has even started.
Hey, you gave me drinks. That’s cheating. You know 65% of the time that makes me happy. And fireworks!
i think everyone lost the curmudgeonoff last night. the fireworks killed any ounce of grump.
mandy said:i think everyone lost the curmudgeonoff last night. the fireworks killed any ounce of grump.
Seriously, with the addition of Luke who can, on a good day, out-grump any of us, it should have been a monumental display of curmudgeonliness. But fireworks make everything awesome.
It reminded me very much of this comic:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/10/1/
Just replace the controller with spinning fireworks.