Travis Babone

Vampire Baseball

In honor of this spooky month, I think everyone should get together and play Vampire Baseball.

It’ll be a blast. We can dress in our old-timey jerseys, crank the Muse, and hit the ball about three miles.

There are two roadblocks though: We would have to play during a thunderstorm, and we’d all have to learn the Vampire Infield Fly Rule (it’s tricky!).

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On 10/07/09 at 09:15 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

i have to work on my tree-climbing skillz.

On 10/07/09 at 09:25 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

I really hate that this exists.

On 10/07/09 at 09:32 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
John said:

I really hate that this exists.

yet you love the music it attracts. embrace your hate, you will eventually turn.

On 10/07/09 at 10:18 PM, Travis Babone was all:
Travis Babone

I have nothing to say at this point except:
New Moon. Midnight. Alcohol. Heckling. Ruining things for teenage girls.

On 10/07/09 at 10:24 PM, maggie is depressed about decaf :( was all:
maggie is depressed about decaf :(

NO LET US JUST PLAY QUIDDITCH (WHICH IS ALSO REALLY DUMB BUT WHATEVER)

On 10/07/09 at 10:55 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry
Travis said:

I have nothing to say at this point except:
New Moon. Midnight. Alcohol. Heckling. Ruining things for teenage girls.

…What a fantastic idea. When does it open? Which theater were you planning on going to?

On 10/08/09 at 06:52 AM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit

Holy fucking shit. Is the whole movie/book like that? Jesus, I’ve been making fun of it on principle this whole time, but fuck, man.

What was with that awful pose at the end? Does every vampire standoff in that movie resemble West Side Story? Jesus Christ. Who likes that shit? I’m punching Lauran in the face while she sleeps.

On 10/08/09 at 09:38 AM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

sammy, you really should watch it with lots of alcohol in HD brilliance one night. it’s fucking hilarious.

On 10/08/09 at 10:14 AM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

I don’t see the need for the thunder and lightning.

On 10/08/09 at 10:24 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry
Paris said:

I don’t see the need for the thunder and lightning.

Cause when they hit the ball IT’S SO LOUD CAUSE THEY’RE VAMPIRES AND THEY’RE STRONG.

On 10/08/09 at 05:14 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit
mandy said:

sammy, you really should watch it with lots of alcohol in HD brilliance one night. it’s fucking hilarious.

I’d rather watch the entire Blade Trilogy in scramblevision. At half speed. In one sitting. With my mother.

On 10/08/09 at 05:23 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
Sammy said:
mandy said:

sammy, you really should watch it with lots of alcohol in HD brilliance one night. it’s fucking hilarious.

I’d rather watch the entire Blade Trilogy in scramblevision. At half speed. In one sitting. With my mother.

you’re just lying to appear cool & carefree. you’d totally watch it if kev was drunk and suggested it. not that he would.

On 10/08/09 at 06:02 PM, Travis Babone was all:
Travis Babone
mandy said:
Sammy said:
mandy said:

sammy, you really should watch it with lots of alcohol in HD brilliance one night. it’s fucking hilarious.

I’d rather watch the entire Blade Trilogy in scramblevision. At half speed. In one sitting. With my mother.

you’re just lying to appear cool & carefree. you’d totally watch it if kev was drunk and suggested it. not that he would.

That’s it! We’re getting together and watching it this weekend! Don’t care where or how.

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