John is hungry

File under: celebrity sex tapes I never wanted to see but will still end up watching out of sheer curiosity.

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On 09/30/09 at 03:58 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

i never wanted to see any celebrity sex tapes, full stop.

On 09/30/09 at 03:59 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

I would love to see Sarah Silverman naked.

On 09/30/09 at 04:13 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry
Paris said:

I would love to see Sarah Silverman naked.

Agreed, but having to see Jimmy Kimmel naked alongside sort of diminishes that desire.

On 09/30/09 at 04:20 PM, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

I imagine this tape doesn’t play very differently from a re-enactment of the last few days of Virginia Rappe’s life.

On 09/30/09 at 04:57 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit

I bet it’s boring, nasally, and not nearly as sexy as it thinks it is.

On 09/30/09 at 05:03 PM, christina is a diehard baseball fan was all:
christina is a diehard baseball fan
Sammy said:

I bet it’s boring, nasally, and not nearly as sexy as it thinks it is.

hehehe

On 10/01/09 at 04:02 AM, The Manc is a bad loser was all:
The Manc is a bad loser

Of course, the question now is what celebrity sex tapes would you like to see?

Maybe they John McCain and Sarah Palin or what about Andre the Giant and The Olsen Twins when they were both uber skinny?

On 10/01/09 at 09:08 AM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:
Jay Twattyshithouse
The Manc said:

Of course, the question now is what celebrity sex tapes would you like to see?

Maybe they John McCain and Sarah Palin or what about Andre the Giant and The Olsen Twins when they were both uber skinny?

I realize you’re looking for funny/ironic responses to this, but if Audrey Tautou made one there’s a very good chance that I would never leave my house.

On 10/01/09 at 09:08 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry
The Manc said:

Andre the Giant and The Olsen Twins when they were both uber skinny?

Holy shit, man. That’d look like something entirely inhuman — like when you see an army of ants band together to take down a millipede or something.

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