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what’s with people and mustaches/beards? what’s with people and pirates and ninjas? sorry, can’t get into it.
Beards are manly and/or lazy (seriously, shaving your face every morning sucks). Mustaches are stupid and ironic. Pirates are mean and drunk and awesome. Ninjas are deadly.
Well said, Hutch.
hipster doofuses.
christina said:hipster doofuses.
You lose. You’ve let the hipsters win. You’ve let them take something awesome and crap it up for you. Next year they’ll be super into dinosaurs and you’ll be telling me that you can’t get into Apatosaurus. Well, I’m sorry. Apatosaurus is fucking awesome and no amount of hipster wankery is going to change that fact. Ninjas, pirates, and beards? Still awesome. Always awesome. See also: zombies, robots, cowboys, mad scientists.
national talk like a pirate day sucks. that’s just stupid. come on.
dinosaurs aren’t real.
Well, you can’t very well have National Stalk and Kill Your Enemy Shogun day, nor can you effectively have National Threaten to Blow Up the World With Your Giant Death Ray/Weather Machine Day, so National Talk Like a Pirate Day will have to do.
Unless you have a better idea?
christina said:dinosaurs aren’t real.
that was a joke.
christina said:dinosaurs aren’t real.
Are so. I have on in my bedroom. He wants beer and tells everyone they’re a good birdy.
John said:Well, you can’t very well have National Stalk and Kill Your Enemy Shogun day,
someone had to invent talk like a pirate day. why can’t we start this one?
My question is…where’s the picture of the winner? This sounds amazing! “Traver’s amazing beard had been waxed, flattened and woven to resemble a wicker-type effect.”
Oh wait, here it is:
That just way too much beard for me.
That just looks gross.
John said:christina said:dinosaurs aren’t real.
Are so. I have on in my bedroom. He wants beer and tells everyone they’re a good birdy.
your pet dinosaur is the only one i have ever liked.
It’s like 2009 is the year of the facepalm.